Clearly a 5/5, 10/10
Beavers Vs. Owls? No competition what's so ever. Beaver's would naw the shit out of their little owl bodies. Have you ever seen Owl turds? It looks like fuzzy dust balls. No REAL animal shits dust particles; Beaver's can fill an entire dam full of hard, manly fecal matter. They often create new dams once their original dams are too full of shit. Hence, the beaver problem many rural areas encounter.
PS: I really dig your voice.